Allen Jones in McDonough writes:
You guys are the best. The show is better than ever! I was wondering if you could put a sound clip on your web page of the woman getting blasted with the taser gun by the police? That was the most satisfying (not to mention, hilarious) bit I've heard in a long time. Thanks a lot!
Yes, it was. Satisfying not because it was a woman, that certainly helps, but because it was an insane drunken, belligerent one.
I've taken the time to create a transcript so you can follow along as you listen:
(exterior: police car. A very drunk woman has refused to come out of the back seat of a police car, ignoring law enforcement entreaties to do so for quite awhile)
WOMAN: FINE GET OFF OF ME! I'M GETTING OUT VOLUNTARILY!!!
PO-PO: Are you gonna step out?
WOMAN: (unintelligible and cursing)
PO-PO: Put your hands behind your back.
WOMAN: Look...all I have to say is I'm not..I'm nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHH
Soon after we return from vacation time (1/3), we will begin a new feature called Regular Guys Court. Our first case will be Ben the Bunnyman vs. Clear Channel, Larry Wachs, et al.
Ben did not bother to read his "million dollar" contract that he won during the Christmas party fight with Bob Bunnyman and signed it anyway, so now he's pissed at what a sober reading of the contract has brought him--bupkus.
Here's the first page for you amateur lawyers out there.
My guess is he'll have to plead insanity to get out of paying me 1 dollar a week for the rest of his life as stated in page 2. He'll be represented by Eric Von Haessler the patron saint of lost causes.
If you have a small claims dispute with a neighbor, friend, acquaintance, or relative, let us know if you'd like George Stein and the Regular Guys to solve it on the air.
Send your name, address, phone #, brief description of the dispute, and the same info for the person with whom you are having the dispute to: firstname.lastname@example.org.
We'll settle the claim once and for all without any expense to you except whatever you owe the other person if you lose the case.
Good luck. We look forward to assisting you.