Hiroshima's Revenge
This is my Sudoku puzzle from today's paper:
"Puzzle called on account of shitty newsprint."
I lost interest in this particular puzzle because I couldn't see anymore after two hours of strain. This was a relatively easy puzzle according to the star rating at the bottom and that pissed me off.
Fuck you Sudoku!
The puzzle and, by logical extension, the Japanese people, are mocking me. See if I buy anymore fancy cameras and cellphones again. Hello Nokia!. You don't see the Fins harrassing us with their superior math wisdom.
Fuck you Japs!
I'm going to go out and purchase special Sudoku-calibrated pencils and erasers. Do any exist? That's hardcore. And the local shithead newspaper should either commit to better paper or stick with the Jumble and get out of the Sudoku business altogether. When you get the news correct, then you can monkey with Japanese puzzles.
Fuck you AJC!
The American economy must be going gangbusters if we can afford the luxury of another time-wasting Japanese fad on our shores.
Fuck you Tamagotchi!
I'm 1 for 6 in Sudoku so far, and that needs to change soon. This ain't gonna be my Rubik's Waterloo. I can't wait for this to be unpopular to do.
Fuck you faddish behavior and the desire to conform!
You sure are fucking a lots Wachs
Posted by: hillbilly from Ky. | January 04, 2006 at 12:36 PM
I suspect Sudoko is merely Japanese code for American-Japanese to let them know when they are going to invade again, and while they're at it, frustrate the rest of us.
Posted by: Phil | January 04, 2006 at 01:37 PM
HI LARRY DO ME TIGHT JEANS MAKE YOU HONRY? LOL
Posted by: Grandmaw Dynamite | January 05, 2006 at 11:00 AM
Throw away the newspaper puzzles and try this site:
http://www.fiendishsudoku.com/
It has new puzzles every day at five difficulty levels. Best of all, it can give hints and solve the whole puzzle step by step for you.
Worth a look!
- KristinW
Posted by: KristinW | January 06, 2006 at 02:07 AM