What's that song?
"I'm not a perfect peerrrrrrsoooooonnnnn...."
God, how I loathe that song. I must have heard it in a store or something recently because I can't get it out of my head.
What is that all about? A guy who kills a chick and his excuse is that he's not perfect? Oops! Killed ya. Sorry 'bout that. I'm a Kennedy. Gotta run. XOXO
I don't have much else to say about the song except that it's whiny, a total abdication of responsibility, and sounds like a rock barbershop quartet, and I thought writing about it would get it out of my head, but I was wrong. Not only wrong, but flat out stupid, because why would anyone with a single synapse firing think that writing about a song would make you forget it?
Onto other topics of interest:
Gainesville, GAs #1 MILJ (mom I'd like to jail), 37-year old Lisa Clark may be reunited with her 15-year old hubby and their baby, Skye Cobain Gonzalez, who's named after a hooker, a suicide, and a cartoon mouse. Local sentiment has run strong for the three to be put together pemanently so they can get started on being America's most awkward family. Fresh off the Wilbanks Gang, the people of Gainesville are excited at the prospect of being known all across America for this lopsided pairing.
Poor little Skye Cobain Gonzalez! Doesn't have a chance in life. All 32 NFL teams and half the Canadian and Arena Leagues have already cut him from their rosters. Credit companies have red-flagged him outright. He's already been sent rejection letters by over 700 NCAA universities.
Someone needs to get out the plan for that other Gonzalez child in distress, Elian, and rip this fresher Gonzalez child from it's parents arms before they can bond. Send him to a quiet elderly couple from Kansas. Or A noisy elderly dictator in Cuba. Don't matter.
They still make wicker baskets, right? So what are we waiting for? Let's grab one and ROLL!
Further north, where they give places glorious names such as New England so people will forget how much it sucks living there, a Boston discount store is in trouble for advertising "wifebeater" t-shirts.
Women's groups, such as the National Organization for Women Who Don't Understand Slang, Mothers Against Metaphors, and That Old Shithead Mathilda's List, were outraged. Perhaps they thought the 3-pack was a gateway to polygamy.
Personally, I just don't like that store. I'm gonna head over to Domestic Violence Discount Supply across town. They beat the crap out of high prices and shoot you in the head if they catch you getting it from another store. Just try them and see, bitch.