Here's one of the many things that keep me married.
I was watching the Olympic female skateboarding. Yes, female. There is no one more than 4 years removed from their teens on the team, so it would be inaccurate to call them women. It's dumb when they call it that in gymnastics and it's dumb now. More accurately, stoner girls who give copious amounts of oral sex snowboarding competition, but the Olympics are on NBC not Spike. But that's cool since I have an active imagination that can fill in the unshown during the coverage.
This one snowboarder gets the up close and personal treatment on TV and drools out a quote:
"I was born in 1989....aaaand the first president I remember is....that I was alive for...is Clinton."
Oy! Can you imagine what the divorce rate would be in this country if these chickees sounded smart?