I like "Family Guy" for the usual reason. It's damn funny.
However, most guys watch just as much due to a secret desire for Lois Griffin. She's a damn sexy broad and seems capable of a lot of fun stuff.
A recent scene with Lois in her panties asking the dog, Brian, to spank her, is one of the most erotic things I've seen on TV in quite some time. It felt like a million Muslims were cartoon rioting in my pants.
I dug Pocahontas for a time in the 90s, but she's kind of dull and missionary in the literal and figurative sense. Lois takes me places that I haven't been.
I call on Seth MacFarlane to give back to the fans who got "Family Guy" back on network TV after it had been cancelled. I've been there, as a show business entertainer myself who was brought back I can tell you I gave Atlanta listeners a REO/Styx show they'll not soon forget for returning Eric and myself to our rightful thrones.
So Seth MacFarlane, I advise you produce some Lois porno scenes for DVD, pronto before I have Porn Czar, who can draw his ass off, do it himself.