New word added to the Regular Guys lexicon this week: Adderallitude. That's when someone takes the ADHD medication, Adderall, for good instead of evil. Think "Wessonality" but with psychotropic drugs.
The Porn Czar, Tim Andrews, has it. His daily dose has helped him achieve great things on the show of late such as tomorrow's Homeless Karoake segment. Wachs leads Von Haessler by 10 points going in.
American Idol sucked tonight. Everyone was bad. The only saving grace was the revelation that Kellie Pickler and Katharine McPhee, the two hottest girls on the show, are roomies off the set, and they showed a soft core short video of them rolling in the bed together wrestling and putting on makeup together. That, and Simon fantasizing out loud about Paula falling off a roller coaster.
And I've figured out who Paula is bedding down this season. Everyone! Whoever gets thrown off each week gets a late night visit from Paula to "help them pack." She looks tired from servicing 4 last week and the prospect of another quartet this week. I'll bet she hopes that the 16 and 17 year olds get the boot this week, because they come quicker.
Good night! WWEC tomorow. Must rest.