Time for the Regular Guys.com SASAFAQ. The SASAFAQ is a new twist on an old favorite. Like when they renamed Sunny Delight, Sunny D to keep up with the ever-changing lexicon of the morbidly obese city dweller.
The SASAFAQ be standin' for Short And Sweet Answers to Frequently Asked Questions.
Let's tackle some:
Jennie in Dunwoody, hello
Please mention the meeting on the Georgia Capital steps. Monday the 17th at noon. Come support the rule of Laws not the rule of mobs. We have Great speakers! only 100 people show up normally, this time we hope for 1,000.
Call me when the war begins.
Zack in John's Creek
Do you know of any podcasts that are almost as humorous (but of course not quite) as your morning show?
There are none.
Theresa in Fayetteville
hey you dumb ass jew, i was gonna buy a bunch of sheeot from your store. why dont youtake money orders?
They reek of pork from touching you.
Bryan in Atlanta
Tell me, Larry, is it possible to get just ten or twenty Hispanics together in the same place and not have a knife fight?
Yes, at the Gwinnett morgue.
Eric in Roswell
hi my name is eric hall and i was at hooters in roswell last night for the swimsuit contests and the girls were really hot and i want to go out on a date with any one of them so please let me know if any one of those girls are single and let me know by calling me on my cell phone or email at firstname.lastname@example.org ok ill be in kennesaw and then after that ill be going to gwinnett to the hooters there
They all are single and interested and will likely be emailing you soon.
Iris in Atlanta
Where did you (Larry & Eric) actually MEET (not 'work together') forthe very first time ?
It doesn't matter.
Courtney in Cumming
My twin sister and I are 20 and love your show! Also, I know you think Myspace is homo but I would really like you to join- that way you could be my "friend."
You are a cruel person. Really. STOP!