A dude name of Rick who has some chick's email address sent a note of plaint. First mine.
I really don't like people whose email address doesn't match with the name at the end of the "Sincerely..."
It bugs me. It smacks of shadiness, stealth, and chicanery. It begs the questions:
-Is this not this person's computer?
-Does emailer's wife wear all the pants?
-Is emailer a sex offender?
Now, the Rick. He writes:
Larry, please remove the curse that you cast upon one Jeff Francouer.
Since his last 2-homerun day...after which you placed a curse on him for failing to call-in...he has gone a blistering 3-23.
PLEASE remove said curse and...in the future...try to use your powers for good, as opposed to personal evil intents.
Once again the skeptics and scoffers are shocked at my awesome power.
It is true that Mr. Francoeur is currently cursed. However, I must humbly submit that his curse is one of his own making, not mine, and only he can break it.... with a phone call Tuesday morning....to me....during the Regular Guys Show.
All I've done is point out what is obvious in baseball circles. If a ballplayer calls a radio show and goes out and hits 2 home runs that day, said player would want to repeat that act in order to stay hot. Jeff did not, and now the baseball gods have punished. Simple as apple pie.
Now run along and get your own email address.