Yet another chapter from Pointless Exercises For Dummies. The Other Retarded Kennedy, Patrick, of the Rhode Island crime family, has pled guilty in court today.
The pulse quickens. Pled guilty to what? Receiving little oxygen at birth? Being an alcholic degenerate? Wishing he were Cynthia McKinney?
Driving into a bridge abutment while high. Great. Glad we can clear that up. Everything will be grand now.