Here's the video from a Treo 650 of Wachs eating oatmeal out of Fin's belly. Why? The Wachs Braves Win Guarantee failed the night before and had to be made right. I like how Fin gets the oatmeal eaten out of his belly and then immediately gives it the mercenary wipe like a stripper baby wiping herself to get ready for her next VIP lapdance.
For me, the thrill was eating oatmeal out of the belly of one who actually looks like the dude on the Quaker Oats box.
This week's Wachs Braves Win Guarantee is thus: I guarantee the Braves will take at least one game of the series with the Yankees, or a dominatrix will spit on me and verbally degrade me. So catch all the action on the Rock this week.