Is Ben Roethlisberger a dumbass? This observer notes:
-Not wearing a helmet is legal in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
-Ben was observing all applicable road safety laws.
-The lady driving the car he hit may have been at fault.
So, yeah. Roethlisberger IS a big fuckin' stupid steroid laced ape because those things don't matter at all.
Look dummy, you are worth more money to more people than any 20 normal humans combined. You are not a PERSON. You are a PRODUCT. You asked for it. Now step up into something besides the pocket and be a man. Put a bucket on that neck ornament of yours and be glad the Steelers don't have a "You Broke It? You Bought It." policy. Stop being such a rebel. If we wanted a guy with a big neck to ponder Constitutional matters, we'll call Ann Coulter.
Anybody in Pittsburgh know the number of that woman who hit Ben? I want to buy her car. OK. How about scraping the blood off the street and sending me some? I'll split the Ebay with you.