This hurricane season has been brutally quiet. How will looters make a living? A lot of women and minorities will have a tough Christmas if they can't cash in soon.
Almighty Jesus has mercifully heard the plaints of the weak and small and brought us another big storm to end our free money drought.
No, wait..Look at those clouds. Something's not right with this hurricane.
Start forming in the Atlantic, Fausto! We have a bargain to make.