IT'S A PUZZLE

Here's a fun, albeit retarded, puzzle courtesy of the local Atlanta newspaper. Match the celebrity with the pet. OK.

Let's see...I think that Jeff Francoeur owns the dog in the bottom right hand corner. I'm stumped about the other two. Guess I'll have to spend some more time on it later when I'm finished curing cancer and getting syndicated by Clear Channel.

Lord, how does that old bag still get such fawning celebrity status in the local press? Right. By playing old Weezer and Better Than Ezra records. There's an art to that. It's a man's world, I tell ya.

Maybe I should let them know I have a pet, too, so they'll call me for something besides the latest rumors about Southside Steve. I've got a cock they could ask me about.