The muzzy nutbags have kidnapped a FOX reporter. Wow! Even the Palestinians think CNN is biased towards them. OK, then Mr. and Mrs. Skeptical America. They're starting to kidnap our TV favorites. It starts small with a Steve Centanni. Next Shep Smith is missing. My question to you, PC America. Where do we draw the line? What celebrity will make you get off your ass and join the real Americans who just don't feel like flying nude so that some bloodthirsty killers won't be inconvenienced one bit on the way to eradicating our existence?
If Henry Winkler was kidnapped, would that do it? Probably not. He can't attract flies in this valley. OK, what about Tom Hanks? I tell ya what....if Tom Hanks was around during Vietnam and got killed, we'd have the Khmer Rouge running our casino interests in Cambodia by now. So I guess I'm asking Tom Hanks or somebody of that caliber to go get kidnapped. Take one for the team.
We gotta do something to break the grip of politeness toward enemies that threatens to kill us all. It's not going to be easy. Look what we're up against. From this week's Creative Loafing sent in by listener/reader Ms. Janice Rinaldo:
There are people who actually like nude motorcycling and flying and will pay to do it.
It's getting pretty lax out there. At Home Depot, I went to get a refill on my gas grill cannister. Stock up now, grill fans. It's only a matter of time until that pastoral delight, the summer BBQ, is subject to rigorous scrutiny by the regulators. The guy who was servicing my gas needs opened the combo lock on the gas tanks in full view. It's only 4 digits and not hard to memorize, and since I'm a moral man I will not divulge. Terrorists read this blog. So my advice to whomever runs these places is at least get a key instead of a 4-digit combo lock. Hell, any enterprising young jihadist wanting to impress his mullahs at Georgia Tech, could sit there for a couple of hours in the middle of the night and go through all the combinations.
Even my honey, Man Coulter, is slipping.
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity," she once famously said. I say, however worshipfully so as not to arouse the ire of my ideological poopsie-woopsie, that ANYONE can pretend to be a Christian. I don't think Muslims fear Christianity much. What's hard about pretending you like Christmas? Everyone does it. It's like being called a cracker by black people. Only mildly annoying.
No, we must convert them to Judaism. It's their Kryptonite. Their Niagara Falls. A Muslim converting to Judaism. That's impressive. That's commitment.
No panaceas here, but we keep getting base hits like these on a daily basis, and America will prevail in about 20 years if it's still around. We have a lot of work to do. I'm trying my best.