Look at the posting time for this story below it from AJC.com:
Woods and Cink Go to Sudden Death
AKRON, Ohio — Tiger Woods and Stewart Cink battled to the finish line at the Bridgestone Invitational on Sunday. Both Woods and Cink finished regulation play tied at 10-under 270 for the tournament.
Woods was leading by two strokes, but bogeyed No. 16 while Cink birdied.Cink started the day one shot ahead of Woods, Davis Love III and Paul Casey of England. Love and Casey shot 1 over for the day to finish at 7 under for the tournament.
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Here's the thing. I'm watching this tourney on CBS at 4:32pm and none of the above has happened yet. They're on the 13th hole. What the hell? Help! I'm trapped in a warp.
Suddenly, I'm confused. The oxygen is rare around me. Can't breathe. The room...spinning. Nothing makes sense. Is this the set the clocks back an hour week? Did something happen in my sleep? Will I arrive for the show at 9am tomorrow? What is going on?
Wait....It says "RECORDED EARLIER" on the screen now. Thanks for the cosmic scare CBS. Run a better disclaimer. Getting me all panicky here. What's the deal anyway? 60 Minutes not finished forging documents for tonight's show? And what's the thinking at the AJC?
1. Give away the endings to sporting events hours before they are over on TV.
2. Watch readership balloon.
I think I'll call up Dr. Mike, and make a bet on the match, and win back some money. He never pays attention to what's on the internet, and he's a commie.
At least I can stop watching. Golf without drama is no fun. It's just a bunch of guys making good shots. Guess I'll go downstairs and entertain my brother-in-law and his 62 year old girlfriend who came to visit. And HIS brother is marrying the daughter. Some rule in upstate NY that people must date within the same zip code. Small town life. The fastest way to acromegaly.