Week 1 of NFL Fantasy Crack and Team Wachs is in for some big trouble. I lead this week's fantasy opponent by 10 points with 2 players pending on his squad for Monday night. It'll be close, but the weeks ahead do not look promising. Some changes need to be made. First, I'm changing my team name. Priorities, people. Team Wachs will become the Fulton Jews.
I'm missing sleep due to early problems at QB and TE, and isn't that the way any Sept. 10th should be spent...worrying about the important things in life? You would too if your QBs were Bledsoe (who made me hemmorhage so), and Favre as a backup. Don't drink and draft, folks. I'm already getting taunting emails from players who are testing my panic button and offering their surplus Penningtons and such. It's Week 1! And I'm aware it's not 1996, so kindly put your lips around my stem while I try to squeeze out a victory tomorrow night.
My number 1 pick, Shaun Alexander, selected week one to suck, but at least that is out of the way early, and Laveranues Coles was on the bench with his 15 points.
Here are the rest of the lowlifes and cretins that make up the Fulton Jews.
Tatum Bell RB-Den
Shaun Alexander RB-Sea
Drew Bennett WR-Ten
Derrick Mason WR-Bal
Alex Smith TE-TB
Jeff Reed K-Pit
Favre QB-nursing home
I'll open the comments on this blog for you to shit on my chest...or take pity and advise