When I find myself in times of trouble, Matt Drudge comes to me. Soothing words of stupid. Let me see...let me see.
Well, here's a brown eye opening tale of two utes on Long Island who attacked a guy in a bowling alley bathroom with a drain snake.
Police said Lundsford held the victim down while Rodriguez sexually assaulted the victim with a metal toilet cleaning tool known as a plumbing snake. The tool, which is used to unclog drains, was forced into the worker's rectum and spun it several times, causing him severe pain, internal injury and bleeding, according to a police news release.
The defendents fled after the victim screamed, police said.
The snake was removed at Brookhaven Memorial Hospital and the victim was in stable condition Thursday, police said.
It's a good thing the victim didn't record the young plumbers' antics. He would have really been in some trouble.