My wife rated my latest film "Whiskers of Fate" (which will be updated weekly), with only 3 stars out of 5 on YouTube, and I am properly enraged.
"Why didn't you give it 5 stars?"
"Because it wasn't your best."
"Are you nuts? I'm not trying to win awards or save people money."
"I have to be honest."
"No, you don't. Why now?"
"It wouldn't be fair to the viewers and other videos to lie."
"Screw them. This is not time for consumer reports. It's about promotion. It's about competition. The more stars, the more people watch. YouTube is REAL LIFE!!!" I'm screaming now like an idiot who says things like, "YouTube is real life!!!"
Is that domestic treason or what? I'm going to punish her by having sex with her.