Couple of bits of business:
First an inquiry into some recent Wachs postings by an adoring fan who goes by the nom de plume, "The Lockemeister."
Do you have a thing (obsession) with male genitals? Just wondering. Let's see...the real estate story had a reference, the audio graph had a dong on it, and now the story of the burning nuts. (and I was just going to buy some roasted cashews too, lost my appetite) Just speaking for myself, I really don't think that much of male genitals. I think of boobs and tits a lot, and having sex. Once in a while I think of my package while it's being inserted (in my girlfriend). That's about the extent of the male genitals thought. Were you thinking of male genitals when you were visting Angela Lansbury? No wonder she treated you shabby..you should have said...hey ma'am...I like your style,,,and blue hair...howzabout a romp in the breakroom.. I bet you would have got a huge discount on your choice of pisswater and her phone number too!
OK, first, you are trying way too hard to be humorous and copy what you think I'm about, and it's not working as a result. Also, you have a very tenuous grasp on punctuation, sentence structure, and page layout, making whatever does make some bit of sense, difficult on the eyes to read. The way your undeveloped thought fragments just randomly collide into one another suggest a mind heavily intoxicated if not already on a life support system.
I'm not quite sure what points or connections you were trying to make at the end there as you spun out and went down the embankment. But if I could glean some coherent message from your rambling statement, at the beginning it seems you're trying to imply that I am a homosexual and are concurrently working up the nerve to ask me out on a sex date.
Well, I regret to disappoint you with the news that since I am not a homosexual I must pre-emptively decline your advances toward me.
I think about male genitals about 75% of the time would be my rough estimate. Be aware that this number is only a percentage of the time I spend thinking about any genitals at all, and NOT a percentage of my entire thinking day. Oh, gotten himmel, no! THAT would be gay.
My Total Male Genital Pondering Time (TMGPT) is closer to 75% of all General Genital Pondering Time (GGPT), but only about 5% of my Entire Pondering Day (EPD).
Further, that would correlate to 24% Total Female Genital Pondering Time (TFGPT), and 1% Total Animal Genital Pondering Time (TAGPT)
Got that? Good. Now let's get straight to the heart of the matter. How does the 75% TMGPT break down?
Thinking about my own--94%
Seeing one in a porno and wondering about God's choices--5%
Hearing a dirty joke about one--.9999%
I've also been receiving a couple of complaints about one of my December 4th blogs.
Here's the link.
Here's the answer for those of you who have been saying, "I don't get it. What voice mail are you talking about?" Click on Garrett's picture. That's the link to the audio for the bit, which now works for all who have clicked on it but previously couldn't access the file.