I’ve received a few emails asking if I think less of one of my idols, Ann Coulter, now that she has called Senator Boo Boo Bear, John Edwards, a faggot. My answer is no. Ann was accurate. It’s as obvious as calling Al Gore fat.
Edwards is not homosexual to my knowledge, just an all-around lightweight phony and a pussy, which people even in his home state know. Ann Coulter was merely pointing out what most people are thinking about him. I know coming from her it was a total surprise, seeing as how her remarks are usually bulging with taste and tact, and she craves left-wing approval. That may have thrown some people.
“It was hateful, selfish, childish behavior.” said Senator Puppy Dog. “What I’ve learned is that if you don’t have the courage to speak out against it — no matter who says it, and no matter who it’s leveled at — then it becomes tolerable.”
So why don’t you beat up Ann Coulter then if it’s so bad? I certainly would if Ann Coulter called me something intolerable. What kind of non-fag puts up with that? Go on TV and throw a pie in her face at least. Call her a cunt or a tranny with a big throat. But don’t just sit there with the vapors and babble and whine and pretty much confirm that what she said was true. And by the way, it’s not that courageous to complain after someone’s called you a faggot. It’s pretty much a common fag way of handling the situation.
I thought Democrats all believed it’s great to be unmanly. They’re always on their bandwagon trying to get ‘em married and such. They've been trying to mute boys and amp up femininity for decades. Why do they now get all red-faced and pouty when someone jokingly insinuates they might be one of them?
Wasn’t it just a few years ago that Edwards and Whatshischin were trying to portray Dick Cheney as hateful because he had a gay daughter and did not throw a parade for her everytime she woke up in the morning? Hey, Dick. Don’t you know it’s perfectly OK to be gay? Get with it, man.
Now they whine about how awful it is to be called such a hateful thing that nobody would want to be (except for a lot of their constituency.) And more than whine, they use it as a moral and political cover for the concurrent and truly hateful remarks made by one of their cheerleaders, top Hollywood faggot Bill Maher, who doesn’t understand why it’s bad for America if the Vice-President gets assassinated by our enemies, and then openly wishes it would happen.
But what to do? The double standard of media morality where calling someone a faggot is more wrong than wishing our VP is assassinated is still going strong, and probably will be for at least two more generations.
I’m going to take the high road as most control freaks with an inflated sense of morality and importance do. Let me throw out to you what I consider a remarkably fair and balanced solution to this political firestorm.
Let's all agree that Dick Cheney is a fag, and John Edwards should be killed by a terrorist. Everyone wins.