Anna Nicole Smith died from an accidental overdose of drugs, officials in Broward County said today. They said no criminal activity was involved and they did not expect to file charges against anyone.
Incorrect. She died from having no moral sense. Let's put the fish taco into the ground and go home, already. She belongs to the raccoons now.
Sean Penn has a moral sense, but, sadly, he's insane. Listen to this if you can get through more than 1 minute without wanting to machine gun everyone on the recording. Spicoli's outraged, dude.
I bet I can get a consensus of Al Gore's scientists to agree that Sean Penn is mentally ill. His party won the last election and he's angrier than ever. If Hillary gets elected queen, his head might go Scanners. What kind of rational person gets so worked up over events out of his control happening to total strangers? Do you think Iraqis would care about Sean Penn if he was hit by a truck?
It's not that I disagree with everything Sean Penn is saying. I just don't understand anything Sean Penn is saying. He's so irrational, it's hard to know what he's driving at. End the war? Why? So Sean Penn can feel noble? That's nuts. I don't even think he knows that the president will no longer be in office in less than two years.
Who gives a damn if innocent Iraqis may have been killed? I don't. And neither do you. Just like none of you high roaders have moved to the black ghettos during the past 40-some odd years of whining about how unfairly blacks are treated. Just like how in hindsight your anti-war parents in the 60s abandoned Vietnam innocents, as evidenced by the wholesale slaughter of Cambodians by the Khmer Rouge after we bailed.
It wasn't a goal of the war to kill innocent Iraqis, but it happens. I'm comfortable with that. Better there than here. Better them than us. Iraqi innocents are actually lucky that we didn't take it out on them like the way our ancestors took out all the innocent Japanese just because their leaders were way out of line. Now, they export their gizmos all over the world and have the top car brands in the US because a good ass-whipping of their innocents reminded them all not to let their leaders too far off the leash. Take note Iraqi innocents and the mentally deranged drama club in LA. The US could have wiped the slate clean with you, but did not.
What sane person can argue that the President has less information about what's going on in Iraq than Sean Penn? How does someone get that worked up over the problems of strangers in foreign countries without having some kind of mental disorder? I don't really care one way or another if the Iraqi people are free. It's completely contingent upon whether my country is winning and I am safe from terrorism. If freedom for Iraq is the residue of this effort, I'm in. But that doesn't come first or free.
If I were Bush, my reply letter to Sean Penn's letter to me would say:
Hey, buddy! Please make some sort of effort to be coherence. Try. Can you do that? I cannot for the life of me understand what the heck you are talking about. Make an effort. It's hard work. I try to be coherence everyday. It's hard. It's hard work. But it can be done. Until then, do me a big favor. First chance you get. If you, like, I don't know...get a break from your schedule or something? Do me a solid? Go fuck yourself.
PS--I'll issue you a presidential pardon if you return Frank Zappa's face to his family.