On behalf of all my colleagues in the .....goddamn fucking allergies....can't finish sentence.....hold on....
OK, better. I now have at least 30% vision in both eyes. Allergies really do give me a vagina.
As I was saying, I'd like to take the high road since none of my colleagues in the commentary business will, and apologize to Mike Vick for assuming he tried to smuggle marijuana in a water bottle onto a plane a couple months ago (HOW 1/19/07)
Vick, clearly under stress as evidenced by his red, heavy-lidded eyes and breath that smelled like doo-doo, told reporters that it wasn't pot in that water bottle. It was jewelry. And in my haste to be clever and topical, I overlooked how often jewelry and pot are confused for one another. Sorry.
It was Jamaican hemp jewelry sold by Cubans in popular tourist areas of Miami. Here's a beautiful earring he bought for his mother:
In light of all this evidence and explanation don't you feel bad now? Yeah, me too.