WACHS RISING

Jimmy Kimmel's coming to town! Quick! Gotta whiten my teeth.

I can have the fava beans, but the chianti, it stains. Sorry.

Oops! Almost forgot to shave. Can anyone recommend an an unbeatable disposable razor?

Hey, it's the Shick Quattro! Excellent ad.

I'm glad the man having the naked children rubbed all over his face is clad only in a towel. Does anyone have a countdown clock for when the Shick Razor Babies turn 16? That's hot!

I'm going to purchase the Shick Quattro now that I have seen the science behind it. When I rub naked babies on my face, I want them to coo and giggle, and not scream and holler, which can only be achieved by using a top quality disposable razor.

It's a very exciting week at Wachsville Station as summer repair projects get under way in my mouth, and I have obtained a cutting edge razor. I'm already feeling sexier

Many thanks to Jimmy, Unc..I mean, Cousin Sal,  and the management of Channel 2 for inviting me along last evening at the JKL Premiering in Atlanta After 5 Years of News Reruns Party. Everyone was in high-spirits including this reporter.

Still, the hurtful, mean-spirited comments continue to rain down on the parade. There are many sour, jealous people out there of the carefree Wachs lifestyle.

Here's a comment on an article by a person hiding behind the cloak of "noho":

Only Rodney the Ho could work in a reference to that loser Wachs in an article about Jimmy Kimmel.

I won't dispute the fact that, while I am, on balance, somewhat of a loser, I wonder what this Noho person would do in this ethical conundrum:

A friend of yours gets a network TV show. He comes to town to promote it, and extends an invitation to join him for an evening of dinner and dancing despite the fact that you are a loser. Your answer would be no?

OK.

Good choice.

I can see where you're coming from.

I was wrong to go. And it was more wrong that a TV/Radio reporter made note about this. He should be writing about Atlanta TV and radio instead of what radio and TV people are doing in Atlanta.

Comments

[Fred Garvin]

Just bask in the Kimmel glow...Why care about some stupid Wachs hater typing comments the Ho blog? He's probably just some loser living in his mom's basement.

I gotta go, Mom's calling me from upstairs.