Ohmigod! Jerry Lewis called someone a fag on the Labor Day Telethon!
You mean Jerry Lewis is an over-medicated, obnoxious, old Jew? When did that start?
OK, before everyone goes Imus on the bloated loon, bear in mind the guy helps cripples and I assert that outweighs the damage done by saying the word "fag," whatever that costs society, which is probably close to zero.
Anyway, call me crazy, but this slur may just work after all. The telethon set a new record this year, and it's because everyone is jumping on the new charity craze. Just look!