Look at that, will ya? It's me and my new honey snookums. My new side piece. Me and Mara Davis from DAVE FM gettin' it on at the Funny Farm Comedy Club in Roswello where we were making the social scene for the first time as a couple.
Where's her left arm? Gentlemen don't discuss...but I will.
Nah, you know what? I'm gonna be a gentleman and make this flame last a good long while.
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On the Wachs Water Watch....Due to recent storms in the Johns Creek area, the drought is over as far as I'm concerned. Long onanistic showers are back in vogue amongst the glitterati of the JC.
I attribute this sudden growth in water resources to another thing. The big road signs telling us to save water.
I was driving down GA141 to work one recent rainy morning, and there it was in big bright letters so one could see it through the driving rain.
GA GOVERNOR'S ORDERS. CONSERVE WATER! - % * 7<#
Which is helpful when you're driving, because it reminds you to shut off the faucet in your car.
While conservation is nice and all, I'm a supply-sider by nature, and feel we really need to focus more on making it rain. Government prayer was a great start, don't get me wrong, but I think we should go back to burning trash in the yard and leaded gasoline. It sure rained like fuck back in those days.
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Speaking of resources, I'd like to remind the Shell on P'tree in front of Channel 2, that if you must insist on charging 3.50/gallon for gas, at least put some damn paper in your receipt machine. Or improve your snack and drink offerings to offset the cost of gas.
People don't realize the real benefit of a big retail outlet in front of a gas pump. Lower gas prices. What does Wal-Mart care if they're losing money on their gas? As long as it brings in carloads of giant cheap people willing to stop in the store to gorge themselves on overpriced carbs and buy the 6 packs of jeans and the 100 pack of adult diapers it'll take to contain their output.
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It's Friday night. Winding down. It's Pill Night, of course. A tradition resurrected for my latest go-round with the 4 bells lifestyle. The valium is starting to work, so I better knock out one more observation about my week...let's see...
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Yeah. I almost forgot that today was Leap Day, so I'd like to give a little nod to this rarest of days.
The Leap Year was invented years ago by scientists and calendar officials to adjust our calendars to solar reality. Calendars, it turns out, are just rough estimates of a year, and we seem to lose a couple of hours each year. This can get out of hand pretty fast, as you can guess. If not checked, we'd be having snow in June in most of the country, Summer vacation would be in January, and breakfast would be for dinner.
The Leap Day fixes all that so we have a reliable year with few surprises along the way.
And you know what? I think it's great. I really feel like today was the day that we're all back on track. We're gonna do it now, with hope and change and opportunity.
McFadden and Whitehead! Sing!
"Aiiiiinn't noooo stop pin us noooooowww...WE'RE ON THE MOVE!"
It looks like the kiss is forced.
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WACHS:
I assure you it was not. I've got the love tracks to prove it.
Posted by: Larry | March 07, 2008 at 09:58 AM
You admit it Wachs
"new honey snookums.My new side piece.
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WACHS:
He admits it!
Posted by: Frank | March 11, 2008 at 05:50 PM