Don't get me wrong. I hated Catcher in the Rye. Although the gay porno it inspired, "Catcher With the Brown Eye," got good reviews.
"Wicked miserable prick, that Sahhhlinger," say some New Hampshire locals in their native brogue. I agree hardscrabble, independent-minded, New Hampshirers who talk like 7-year olds. I for one couldn't care less if he left his house ever. Just died at 91? Hmph! He's been dead to us for decades. If a man can't be cordial to other folks, then fuck him and his whole goddamned family!
But since I haven't posted in...what is this? 2010?...almost two years because I'm a subpar multitasker, I thought the Salinger death was a welcome excuse to say hey. So..hey!
It's weird doing this now when I'm gainfully employed since The House of Wachs began as an unemployment era free market work program. It makes me feel like I'm poking a stick in the many eyes of fate, but since this is year last of our current Regular Guys 3.0 Radio Super Star contract, and given the state of employment around the USA, I guess it might be a good idea to post from time to time to prepare for the worst, yet hope for the best, as those rowdy Tea Partiers would say.
Speaking of that, I do have some content here on this otherwise self-absorbed, but in an iconic way, post. I have been asked to speak at the Tea Party rallies 2/27, 4/15, and another big DC one on 9/12/10. So that's nice. History will likely see me as one of the great fathers of the 2nd American Revolution, or a guy who got audited a lot in the early 21st century. Come on out and be able to say "at least I tried" when the Feds haul you off to the re-ed camps. Bring a picnic and some clever Anti-Obama signs and you'll be hooked. You've only your life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness to lose.
Buy the movie I'm in here, please.
Valentine's Day tip:
Mind-blowingly good.
I ordered some last week for Valentine's, but I broke into em tonight because Saturday night is chocolate night at the home. Living as the only male in the household for 20 years will do that to a fella. So then I ordered another box to present on VD, but forgot it won't come in time, so I ordered ANOTHER with expensive shipping so that I wouldn't look like an asshole for eating all the candy. God, I'm gonna get tits if I'm not careful.The Bourbon Ganache bar is the one I had. Don't know about the rest, but it seems these people know what they are doing with chocolate.
That's all for now.
Good Job Jew Daddy
~wendy~
Posted by: whitetrashgrrl | February 07, 2010 at 05:35 PM