Here's a real annoying comment on a previous entry here at the HOW from a couple days ago. This one.
See the picture of the chupacabra with the snaggle tooth? Here's what "Danny"--probably a clever alias--said about that photo.
That tooth on the right has Wachs written on over it.....ROFLMAO
First of all, it doesn't. I'll get to that in a moment.
Second of all, even if your comment was true, "DANNY," it is highly unlikely that it rises to the level of humor where anyone would roll about the floor as if he were consumed with flame, and laughing hard enough for his glutes to fail.
It's more like ROFTBMOA. Rolling On Floor Being My Own Audience, a.k.a .masturbation.
As for the first part, 99% of the Wachs Teeth Project is finished. Here are the results of that trial.
Yeahhhhh, ran out of budget before the nose hairs. Sorry. Next payday perhaps.
No photoshopping here, folks. Just 100% hand blown porcelain from Peru where orphan children blow on tubes as Mayan dwarf artisans shape the tooth. Not too shabby.
My wife tongue-kissed me...voluntarily...for the first time in 27 years! Now I will burn all prints of The Greenskeeper and erase all memory of my old teeth. Oh, happy day! There IS some joy in Yidville. Mighty Wachsy has glammed out.